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smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
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funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

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estranja didgeridood
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h--u--n--t--e--r dont-worryy-bee-happy
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fashioninfographics:

How many times can you wear it between washes?
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spaceskramz:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hon.

rockonnor:

I WAS LOOKING AT A LIP PIERCING CHART AND THEY LOOK LIKE FACES IM CRYIGN

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AND LASTLY

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HE A RD U WE RE TALKIN SH IT

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  • 16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
  • Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
  • Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
  • Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
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drakefan666:

a set of tags i was never prepared for

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Family reunions be like

silverhavok:

obscure relative:

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me:

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