as a non-english speaking person, reading fanfiction in your own native language is probably the weirdest and most horrible thing ever
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
If you ever push a pull door, don’t look like a stupid idiot. just push the door off its hinges and walk through like a champion
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1 000 000 000+ year old angel on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 900+ year old alien on a tv show.
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1000+ year old Norse God in a movie.
“oh my god I’m never having one of those” I whisper tenderly to a baby