secretmindreader:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

please dont

thatpsychowriter whatthehelldoisay

theglasschild:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

oeste can-you-feel-my-heart
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superwhofag whatthehelldoisay

mylifeisbasicallynetflixandfood:

Me: *has no clue how to speak Japanese*

Me: *aggressively sings entire anime theme song in Japanese*

mylifeisbasicallynetflixandfood icantdecideonmyself
My mother taught me this trick: if you repeat something over and over again it loses its meaning, for example homework homework homework homework homework homework homework homework homework, see? Nothing. Our existence she said is the same way. You watch the sunset too often it just becomes 6 pm you make the same mistake over and over you stop calling it a mistake. If you just wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up one day you’ll forget why.
Repetition by Phil Kaye (via electric-wish)
myheartgoesbumbumbum can-you-feel-my-heart

thexenosapien:

olitzme:

sirpastydick:

sirpastydick:

the struggle of being a woman of color in the media

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LISTEN THIS IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE THE ARTICLE IS ABOUT WOMEN IN TV AND THESE FUCKERS MADE MINDY KALING’S COVER BLACK AND WHITE THEY WHITEWASHED A BROWN GIRL IM SO TICKED

Looks familiar…

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW 0.0

sirpastydick caffeineandsonicscrewdrivers
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joolahoop cristyendara

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

-annoying immamamallama

earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

earthnation immamamallama
I want to be wrapped in your arms, but instead you’re wrapped in my thoughts.
I miss you.  (via sequinedserpent)
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